Shipments

This commercial has to be one of my absolute favorites. It makes me laugh so hard each and every time I see it. Not only because it shines the light on how geographically stupid some Americans are these days, but just the way the guy falls and then reaches up to grab some more of the map. Oh wow, the best!



And once again you know exactly what the commercial is for. Fedex is expanding their shipping capabilities.

In other news this is my plan for when I get home from work:

1) Feed Spike (my adorable seven year old English bulldog)
2) Start laundry (if I want clean panties to wear tomorrow, had to wear the grannies today because I am so lazy)
3) Poop walk Spike
4) Drop off Spike at home and go speed walking (Spike does not get the idea of speed walking because he has to pee on absolutely everything and he would probably pass out less than 1/2 way through the walk and I'd then be doing 50 lbs weight lift walking)
5) Make dinner for myself since Boyfriend will be working late once again. (I hate tax season)

And on another note:

me: I think that you should write a daily blog on blogger about whatever (sports or music probably)and i think if you were committed to it and making it good you could get recognition for it

Boyfriend: i dont know if i could do that daily there are days when nothing happens

me: ok weekly then

Boyfriend: weekly maybe

me: lol jinx that's how things get started these days....it's kind of the american idol show for writers little guys writing and one person notices and then a crowd does and then one of those people in the crowd is a publisher or whatever and wants to sponsor your ride to stardom

Boyfriend: you mean a myspace blog or separate blog?

me: seperate blog myspace is for rookies
blogger/blogspot

Boyfriend: ok

me: yea!!!!!!!!!!! my boyfriend is going to be famous!

Boyfriend: well lets not shop for red carpet dresses yet babe...

I just thought that convo was funny and well written. Sorry I left some of our gayness in there to make you all vomit a little.